Please hire me - I am the best tech+product guy you will get (sorry but if you hire me your problem is solved)

Please hire me - I am the best tech+product guy you will get (sorry but if you hire me your problem is solved) Best if your product has AI in it. I desperately need a job.. I used to live in the US, but now I have moved to India, I have done every setup to work remotely. Also I have H1B approval if you want me in-person. And I am broke with $70k debt, so I will work with my 100%. Pleaseee I will be your best employee. (best if it is a startup) My achievements: - built open-source LLM model with 15+ millions downloads. - built open-source ai governance tool with 14k downloads per month. - built world's first commercial power outage model used by major telecom in US. - I was Director of Innovation working with a leading entrepreneur building AI products. - I build interesting product every month (ask me what all), once I was approached by CEO of pandadocs who wanted me to lead their product based on what I built, I was so loyal to my ex-employer that I rejected that offer. Then that employer ended the company and that's why I am in India now. With 0 savings and no job. - been building AI product from last 4-5 years for startups. Great points you cannot avoid: - workaholic, obsessive problem solver, very creative, always available - person who can make things work no matter how complex or ambiguous it is, you don't need to instruct - I will figure it out what should be done Limitations: - I am not Leetcode kind of person, but someone who can fix your problem. And you will see the result in first month, if not you can layoff me with no salary. - I am not good at small talk My LinkedIn: https://www.linkedin.com/in/arpanghoshal/